So Cool They're Hot!

Recently, I opened a box of Pop Tarts©. Normally that's not blogworthy (not that this really is, but I'm doing it anyway). On the silver foil wrapper, there was a little cartoon.

This was the first one.

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If that is hard to read, it shows a cartoon man in a fez talking to a Pop Tart genie coming out of a toaster. He says to the genie "Hey, you shop there too?"

Hang on, it gets weirder.

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In this scene, two girls are dancing to the beat of a Godzilla monster. It must be disco, based on the way they are dancing. But the monster is dressed more like Frank Sinatra. (Take note of the girl on the left, she's a recurring character)

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This one marks the first appearance of Mr. Mouthpants. Look at the disturbed look on that Pop Tart guy's face. Clearly, even in the twisted world of Pop Tart wrapper cartoons, people are not supposed to have a mouth there.

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This one just seems kind of dirty.

5 comments on this foolish article:

Ryan said...

That's not the wierdest I've seen by that artist...

Aaron said...

Is that the "Rejected" guy? It looks kind of like his style.

Ryan said...

Yeah, that's who I was talking about...I think that's him.

Anonymous said...

My name is Julian Gluck, and I'm the president of the World Finger Jousting Federation. You mentioned your expertise in our sport on a Christian Music forum, and we'd like to get in contact with you. If you could email me your email address to LordoftheJoust@fingerjoust.com, I could send you some information on our sport and becoming an official member. We need to expand, and we believe you could be a most impressive official member and possible hierarch. I hope to hear from you soon. Cordially, Julian Gluck: The Lord of the Joust.

Aaron said...

I never responded to that guy and honestly I don't regret it.