Talents Which Do Not Make Me Seem Cool

  • Remembering dozens of passwords for different computer logins, websites and emails without writing any of them down.

  • Good parallel parker.

  • Can reset any clock-radio.

  • Calculating addition of 2 or 3 digit numbers in my head almost instantaneously.

  • Reasonably good Hootie and Blowfish imitation.

  • Can classify everyday activities in terms of Big-O notation.

This post is unlikely to be followed up by "Talents Which Make Me Seem Totally Awesome."