UPD4TE!!!!1!!

A spam email warns me "SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND WANTS YOU DEAD."

This is pretty depressing. It's one thing to have spam constantly insinuating that your manhood isn't up to standard, but I've never seen one that foretells your imminent death. I'm not sure I like the direction the internet is going anymore.

What the Heck, Facebook?

Facebook's ads must be automatically generated based on my profile information. There's no way a human could make something as tacky as some of those ads are.

Observe:
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I Can Has Website

And I does! www.aaronmorey.org.

Sorry, I've never reference LOLcats before (and for good reason, they're as close as you can come to being below the intelligence level of this blog) but it's late and I'm not practicing good judgment.

Things You Learn

Wearing your work ID badge into the confessional for face-to-face confession kills that last little glimmer of anonymity.