It's An Honor Just to Be Nominated

That's what I'm probably supposed to say. But if I don't win this freakin caption contest, my head is going to explode from all the rage and whatnot.

Look how funny I am! Referencing a previous caption contest, even! Don't make the internet even dumber by voting for any of that other crap.

Running in Under-Armour

I'm not sure it controlled my sweat or regulated my body temperature, but I felt like a superhero while I was wearing it. That's all I ask.

UConn vs. Syracuse

Looks like somebody at a Buffalo Wild Wings really didn't want to go home.