I just figured out what "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by The Police is about.

Thank You, Chris Cassel, Whoever You Are

I was having a heck of a time getting CakePHP to work right in a subdirectory of my webserver. By nature, Cake wants your whole webserver to itself. Fortunately, this Chris guy figured out a way to get it cooperate with my other webpages.

Thanks, Mr. Chris guy!

The Moon Landing Was Fake

I made an observation the other day. One of reasons the internet is so difficult a medium to have meaningful conversations is that it's nearly impossible to tell who's a genuine idiot and who's being ironic. When I expressed this to one of my friends, he suggested that there might not be any difference. As the author of a fairly ironic blog, this provides an answer but little consolation.

Quote of the Day!

While kissing is normally very safe, doctors urge people to proceed with caution, the China Daily reported.
- Brisbane Times