You've Probably Already Seen This…

But for those of you who are missing out, here it is.

It's about 2 minutes of some guy singing falsetto to techno music in front of his computer. Don't let my bland description rob you of the pleasure of seeing this for yourself.

Here is a site with subtitles and translation. Any guess on the language?

Proof that Europeans are Weird

From the the English version of the official website for Philipps Universit├Ąt in Marburg Germany.

Click the "Where is Marburg?" link and wait for the strangeness to ensue.

A Dose of Cool

If you haven't seen anything jaw-droppingly awesome today, click here.

Disturbing Dating Ad

I found this ad running down the side of a page while I was checking my hotmail account.
What exactly is this ad saying?

"True Dating Service: If you're looking for someone to grab your butt, you're in the right place"?

I noticed the fine print at the bottom (tee hee!) says "We screen for felons and married people." I have questions about whether or not that's true (or even possible), but that's not the point. Shouldn't they screen for dirty minded men who want to feel girls up in the middle of a poppy field? Look at the expression on that guy's face. He's not thinking good thoughts, I'll tell you that. And considering the surroundings, I bet he's an opium dealer. I guess they can't screen out future felons.

On another note, something about this picture just doesn't look right. The guy's arms are situated really awkwardly. And where are his legs? I only see one set (and they are coming out of the girl's hips). Maybe the guy was born without legs. The only way he can keep his balance while this girl carries him is by *ahem* holding on tight.

There's No Such Thing as Too Much Pirate

What's yarrr pirate name?



My pirate name is:


Black Harry Rackham



Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!



Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.


Look out if you try to post your results. The code is ugly. I had to fix some of it myself.

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