Coming this fall:How I Met Your Murderer: Fox's gripping crime drama in which a retired detective tells his children the story of how he cracked a case...and how that led to them being born!
The Orifice: NBC's hilarious proctological mock-umentary series!
Hawaii Fievel: America's favorite mouse adventurer fights tropical crime!
The Deuce of Cakes: TLC's reality series starring customers who explain how they felt the day after eating the plastic-based frosting used on cake building shows!
If you thought I was above TV-themed poop joke puns, you've clearly never met me. "Proudly underperforming already-low standards since 2004™"