Now Open For Service

Since this is my first post, what better to do than explain the name? I'm not really so obnoxious as the title Flametroll might suggest. I just thought it had a cool Lord-of-the-Rings-meets-rude-anonymous-internet-blogger sound. The citizens of the internet can be the amateurish, ranting Rush Limbaughs of cyberspace, but, when I am elected as your blogger, I will work with both parties to break the cycle of partisan political bickering. I plan to post only the choicest of goofy links, stupid comments and pointless commentary on stuff that happens in my life.