Today, I encountered an idea I had never considered before...Can you freeze eggs to keep them fresh?.
The consensus was that this a bad idea because eggs explode when frozen. Well, that's just too good to pass up, so I hit Google image search to see what that looks like.
The first hit for "frozen eggs" is a cool picture of an eggshell split open, with icy yolk hanging out. The second picture is... Jennifer Aniston.
Damn, Google. That's cold.*
* Pun actually not intended but happily accepted.