Carpenter Rocks

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And rattles too. I can feel it shaking under my feet right now. Probably from the construction nearby, but I'm still on the line with FEMA about earthquake preparations. You never can be too paranoid safe. And while we're at it, I think I'm going to get my bird-flu shot.

5 comments on this foolish article:

1610 said...

Don't forget to purchase that heavy duty Parachute.

I am pretty sure the ROTC guys have some extra

Aaron said...

Hey 1610, thanks for commenting.
Are you current 1610 or former 1610 residents?

Brian Sisco said...

Actually, the bird-flu shots are not yet available. Unless of course you have some insider info or have somehow signed up for beta testing.

Aaron said...

I brewed some up in my basement. It's really not as hard as the FDA might make you think. I put some extract of newt skin in a mixture of goat bladder and powdered rhino horns. As long as you do it under a full moon there should be no problem.

The REAL Tommy said...

Who posted as 1610? That sounds a lot like something I would say. I don't think it was me