Talents Which Do Not Make Me Seem Cool

• Remembering dozens of passwords for different computer logins, websites and emails without writing any of them down.


• Good parallel parker.


• Can reset any clock-radio.


• Calculating addition of 2 or 3 digit numbers in my head almost instantaneously.


• Reasonably good Hootie and Blowfish imitation.


• Can classify everyday activities in terms of Big-O notation.

This post is unlikely to be followed up by "Talents Which Make Me Seem Totally Awesome."