That's what I'm probably supposed to say. But if I don't win this freakin caption contest, my head is going to explode from all the rage and whatnot.
Look how funny I am! Referencing a previous caption contest, even! Don't make the internet even dumber by voting for any of that other crap.
1 comments on this foolish article:
It's an excellent caption, but I think you doomed yourself with an inside reference. Still, it made me laugh, and that's what truly matters.