I've Got Plenty of Time!

Over a billion seconds!

Sadly, I will be outlived by Britney Spears

Thanks to DeathClock.com

PS, I googled Britney Spears, hoping to put picture on this post. Unfortunately, all the pictures Google turned up on the first page were fairly inappropriate for my target audience (non-perverts), so I gave up. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Apparently Being Funny Doesn't Make You Happy

Just really whiny.

A comedian who smashes things wonders why he never made it big.