I Used to Snort Coke . . .

. . . but I got tired of getting ice cubes in my nose.

[crickets]

. . .And boy are my arms tired!

Uhh, anyway, my roommates and I decided to do what every other college student is doing too: mix Diet Coke and Mentos. Hilarity ensued. Speaking of sued, you should talk the guy whose car we splashed.

A bottle we drilled five holes into:


Me popping a Mento and drinking Diet Coke.


All to the tune of Ray Charles' God Bless America. I love this country.