There's No Such Thing as Too Much Pirate

What's yarrr pirate name?

My pirate name is:

Black Harry Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Look out if you try to post your results. The code is ugly. I had to fix some of it myself.